Battle Slots is a strategy RPG reminiscent of Puzzle Quest. If you’re familiar with that, stick with what you know, it plays much better. The battle system in this game is incredibly simple and requires little to no learning curve what-so-ever. It’s just enough for you to enjoy though, and I promise you will if [...]
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In 2060, the Sun began emitting incredible volumes of energy from the coronal layer, pummeling Earth with solar flares and inundating the planet with radiation – Earth’s magnetic field was a miserly defense against such an onslaught. Arable land quickly diminished; wastelands became more common and vast; major cities were either evacuated or received an [...]
Vorpal is a manga-styled “bullet hell” game by indie developer Red Wolf and has a logo very similar to Naughty Dog. Basically, you’re faced with an insane barrage of attacks from your enemy at once and you’re left to maneuver in and out of the attack whilst trying to stay alive and kill the boss. [...]
Donkey Kong Country Returns is a fantastic addition to the classic franchise; not steering away from the old school side scrolling we’re so used to at all but rather implementing new ideas to the series much like New Super Mario Bros Wii. The story begins with a volcanic eruption which releases a massive tiki bitch [...]
Radiant is a fantastic little arcade game for the iPhone and it’s FREE; awesome game; awesome price of FREE. FRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE Right, so, this game is brought to you by the folks over at Hexage and it’s a revamped mash-up of Asteroids and Space Invaders. The story pretty much starts off with you flyin’ around being [...]
Quicklik is a gorgeous little Korean puzzle game in which you match corresponding images to whatever you’re tasked with. The game has two modes; Classic and Crazy Mode. The second comes with a warning that it is meant for experienced players only and starting this mode you’ll see why. Classic Mode is slower paced than [...]
Watch with hilarity as this stocky moron painted up like an Undead attempts with great fail to recreate the characters in game dance. What does he win instead? A fucked up leg and a lifetime of embarrassment as his fat ass is carried off the stage in front of millions of viewers world wide.
I’m sure most, if not all, of you have heard one of the big releases announced at PAX this weekend; but if not, it’s been announced at PAX that Duke Nukem Forever is back on, and under new development by the guys over at Gearbox Software. Yes, the same studio who brought us Brothers in [...]
Starcraft is arguably one of the most well-known, played, and best PC game of all time. Nearly twelve years later and the sequel has finally arrived. The campaign comes equipped with four difficulties; Casual, Normal, Hard, and the ever so inviting sound of Brutal. The story takes place four years after the Brood Wars with [...]
Fishdom 2 comes to you from the lovely people of Playrix who have also put out Royal Envoy which you may recall me doing a review and James doing the preview for awhile back. Playrix is kind of known for their basic yet entertaining titles with vibrant colors and music. They have a sort of [...]
Royal Envoy is a gorgeous looking game brought to you by the folks over at Playrix. It’s filled with flamboyant sounding characters and a king whose tights would make even Sir Elton John envious and resembles the King of Cosmos from the Katamari Damacy series. The story goes as a place called Islandshire has had [...]
We’re all very excited for this years E3, many big titles are expected to be announced, footage of games we’ve been waiting since last E3 for, Playstation’s motion controller, Microsoft’s Natal, hopefully some news on the new Metal Gear game featuring Raiden.. anyway Ubisoft has released a few titles they’ll be showing off this year, [...]
Dynamo Kid is brought to you by the folks over at OrangePixel and this game is a wholelottanuthin which is surprising because this is the same company that put out MiniPlane which wasn’t all that bad. There’s no story, no introduction of any sort, you just hit play and BAM—you’re off. Off to what? Who [...]
It’s recently been announced that Battlefield Bad Company 2 will be getting an update soon which brings in a four player co-op mode known as Onslaught. “Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Onslaught mode can be played with up to four players across four multiplayer maps – Valparaiso, Atacama Desert, Isla Inocentes, and Nelson Bay – redesigned [...]
Yes! That’s right, Capcom recently announced a confirmation that a third title in this epic of crossover fighters is in the works. The last iteration was released 10 years ago and is still praised today as being one of the greatest 2D fighters, and definitely the greatest crossover fighter, ever released. You can imagine how [...]
Hey guys, it’s Matt again. I know you haven’t seen anything from me in awhile so I decided to make a triumphant return by playing a god awful game. What game? BLOOD BOWL! And holy shit is it terrible. So what’s this game about? Well, it’s based off an old turn-based table top RPG involving [...]
This is pretty much your basic strategy game, you build, you destroy, you dominate. There’s a nice, extensive campaign you can do, run a game against a computer or hop online to test your skills out against other players. Resources aren’t like what you’re used to really, there aren’t trees you’ll be hacking up or [...]




